Umorul nostru are o rădăcină dacică

Da' cică, cel puţin aşa zice Badea, românii "e" miezu' din Fanta (Nu consumaţi produse Coca Cola, "dă" dependenţă şi nu "e" bune! Eu beau Pepsi! - încă accept contracte de publicitate grase că altfel... beau mai rar).

Preferatul... unora (în general public de... masă), nu şi al altora, Dan Puric, se apucă iar să proslăvească România la kilă, în paişpe Octombrie, la Ateneu, unde va susţine conferinţa: Umorul nostru are o radacina dacica, acel ras in fata mortii, pe care nu l-am intalnit la alte popoare.

Ei bine, aşa este! Acum zece minute era să cad de pe scaun de râs şi să mor eu dacă nu (expresie dacică din zona (B)REI-V) râdeam de... Danerică. Danerică este un celebru speculator de origine dacică, retras actualmente în Statele Unite ale Americii, stat federal de origine dacică, unde experimentează, de data asta pe plaiuri sheep-ice... Mioriţa (după cum bine ştim cu toţii... nimic altceva... decât o alegorie moarte-nuntă care desăvârşeşte integrarea ciobanului în ritmurile eterne ale naturii).

Chiar şi cu riscul retragerii licenţei ... blogger.com, voi reda în continuare o mostră din umorul său... dacic.

Nu traduc ca să nu-mi mai spună toţi papagalii că nu pun în evidenţă citatele... cu ajutorul ghilimelelor. E-n dracică... e clar că nu-i scris de mine şi, oricum... tot n-or să-nţeleagă.

...Oil is meandering under its broken trendline but does anyone think it deserves to be at $71???
Technicals on all predict major tops or bottoms. Just see Kenny's charts.

Sentiment is still bullish but beginning to show a fractured pattern.

They do not know what they are doing. They do not control social mood.

Corporations are so far in debt in ain't funny. I guess we can crowd into Apple and see it make an all-time high! But they are greedy little bastards aren't they? Not even a nickel in dividends.

Why do you buy Apple at $190? Answer: So you can sell it to another sucker at $210.

Debt bubble. The greatest ever.

Fannie and Freddie. Sounds like a slut and her pimp.

AIG. (better known as the "All-In Group")

Amazon, earning an amazing .32 cents a share, is a steal near $100 yes? After all they just slashed their Kindle, a $250 electronic device that reads books, so surely everyone will want one even though America doesn't read!

We have had our necessary rebound in mood since March. Fear has been correcting for almost a year to the day (Oct 24th 2008 it peaked)

Banks are bankrupt including the FED and Treasury. This weekend will likely break the 100 mark of closed banks for the year.

We have gotten greedy again with irresponsible bubbles, particularly government debt.

Credit Derivatives. OMFG....

Housing is collapsing. There are no real jobs. Unemployment is skyrocketing.

There are no green shoots.

There are, however, white lies.

Government doesn't have enough income. So they will raise taxes. Which is a kiss of death to the consumer.

But he is dead already. Leave me alone with the g'dam commercials! I already have all of China in my basement! And I am not talking dishes.

I am more bearish than ever. My simplified 5-3-5 zigzag P2 chart shows a new recovery high but poor mom and pop will, again, be bagholders via 401K's, mutual funds, IRA's, etc, etc.

All those "smart" money managers? They don't care in general...its not their money!

Hedge funds? The mere term is an oxymoron. They too will be eradicated and exposed. Think Madoff.

The asset mania bubble has peaked. Sell that baseball card collection! It won't be worth shit in 20 years no matter what you have been indoctrinated to believe.

You got a Mickey Mantle card? Sell the goddamn thing!

A painting appraised at $5K? $10K? Sell it all. Paintings won't feed your family.

Sports mania will wane. Athletes making $100M will reverse. Teams will go bankrupt.

Social mood is turning once again.

Its all a house of cards.

In the end, Nature's laws prevail. Always.

Rant over. Have a nice day! And good luck tomorrow. Sursa

Carevasăzică... ce-o vrea, dar de acum înainte trebuie să ne aplecăm... şi mai des, către poveţele unui alt dac celebru şi anume... "Legile lui Murphy".

P.S. Dacii "erea" ubicui? Iată o întrebare pentru... hăh, curios... săltăreţul domn Puric.